No problem! Glad my humour is not lost on this forum
The mindset in toy companies that is - I have learned from this article - summed up by the word "Toyetic", makes me rage so hard.
Even when I was a kid, when I started to notice that the Playmates bridge playset had major inaccuracies, or the moment the Playmates First Contact Enterprise-E came out of the box, for example, I was so disappointed.
Why do things need to be warped and ruined to "look like a toy"? WTF? I want a toy of the thing I love - and most of the fun of the sculpt, for me, comes from its adherence to the source material.
It sounds like Jim Fong and I are of like minds on this... this idiotic "toyetic" line of thought turned this awesome thing:
... into this (admittedly still cool) monstrosity:
I remember wishing, as a kid, that someone would make me new turbolift alcoves for the D-bridge, with the correct shape and number of doors... such a pity the original pitch for the Galoob playset wasn't followed.