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#1 Redshirt#7

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Posted 09 October 2014 - 12:05 PM

Well, I had a few spare moments the other day, and decided, out of the strange humour in my reviews, that I'd take some random shots of Riker.

 

As I'm sure you all aware, Riker's ripped uniform has become the stuff of legend, the wave one figure sporting three rips in his uniform. In one of the Star Trek magazines I was reading, it asked the question, "Does anybody have any ideas on why Riker's uniform is ripped?". So then I started thinking, what if I came up with some answers to this long, endearing question?

 

Without further ado, 

 

#1 Spot

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#2 Bar fight at Quark's

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#3 Jamaharon

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#4 Jamaharon with a Mugato

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#5 Work Place injury

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#6 Proximity to Harry Kim 

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More to follow in the coming weeks!



#2 Daysleeper

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Posted 09 October 2014 - 12:20 PM

You had me laughing out loud right now. Great idea. And some very good answers.

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Posted 10 October 2014 - 01:23 PM

Thanks Daysleeper, I'm glad I made you laugh, and thanks about the answers. I'll post some more over the weekend!



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Posted 18 October 2014 - 07:05 AM

Some more:

 

#7: A triolic trimetric rip in the lower EM band of the surge tanks, causing a tri levelled fracture in the space time continuum, due to Riker plugging Data's head into the food blender. 

 

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#8: Manual recalibration of the warp core (that's going to hurt the insurance)

 

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#9: Shark hunting with Commander Chakotay
 
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(Quite obscure, have a read of the "What's the best piece of gossip you've ever heard about yourself" section of this interview: http://www.jetclover.../tri/random.htm )



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Posted 29 October 2014 - 02:39 PM

#10: Stepped on by a giant foot belonging to a giant Riker

 

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#11: Crushed by a ridiculously distorted model of the Enterprise D

 

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#12: Burned by a very bright light

 

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#13: Accidental urination in Commander Chakotay's Maquis raider after mistaking the folding lid to the bridge for a toilet seat

 

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 #14: Meeting my Lego self, causing a rip in the fabric of the multiverse 

 

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#15: Attacked by a giant hand (now that sounds familiar...)

 

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(guest staring, my hand!)

 

More in a few days (anybody else think I'm desperate on ideas?)



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Posted 14 November 2014 - 09:21 AM

I don't know why, but I liked the work place accident one best. ;)



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Posted 05 December 2014 - 07:41 AM

Thanks reverie! Any suggestions for them are always welcome, in the meantime, however, I have a few more:

 

#16: Door accident 

 

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#17: Shatnerian acting on the bridge

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#18: Transporter accident

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#19: Accidental trespass of the Marvel comics toybox

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#20: Making Worf break another of his model ships 

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#21: Sudden realisation that Playmates never made a Turbolift as he steps through the Turbolift doors

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#22: Jamaharon in a shuttle

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Posted 05 December 2014 - 10:24 AM

Riker is getting a lot of Jamaharon.  :D The best way to rip your uniform...



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Posted 21 February 2015 - 12:20 PM

playing baseball with worfs Batleth tournament trophy (9th place)
Or maybe it was dodgeball...




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